Tropical Paradise Lover Gifts

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"You've forgotten our anniversary again."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

I love my Uke.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Death takes a holiday.

Self Service Island

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Yule Tide

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

Dean shows off his new Tropical Breeze snowblower.

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Love Island

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

Desert island hammock.