Tropical Paradise Lover Gifts

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

"You've forgotten our anniversary again."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'See you in two weeks!'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

I love my Uke.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Death takes a holiday.

Self Service Island

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Yule Tide

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"I'm a June bug, a beetle in the genus 'Phyllophaga.'"

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Luxury Hammock - 2 Person Construction

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Love Island

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

'Yeah, my beak's great for crushing nuts and fruit, but it's useless for ice-cream...'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Desert island hammock.

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

"Having a fantastic time! Weather great! Food great! The beaches are deserted!"