Tropical Paradise Seeker Gifts

I love my Uke.

'See you in two weeks!'

'I never thought paradise would be a steak and a pint of beer!'

A castaway is watching a ship sink and some of the cargo is drifting towards him.The cargo is barrels of coconuts-which he has plenty of as is...

A man on an island is given a palm tree.

Love Island

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I keep telling the boss I'm working from home. I'm gonna have to actually do that one of these days."

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Football fan

Working Holiday.

"Delivery."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

That's my summer place.

Single men in Tahiti

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.