Tropical Adventure Seeker Gifts

"If you tell me one more time what Gillian and the skipper would do, I'll slug you"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Neurotics in the tropics

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Single men in Tahiti

Working Holiday.

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."