Tropical Island Adventurer Gifts

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Easter Candy Island.

Island of Lost Guys.

"Phew, that was close."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

Cometh the Cow!

I love my Uke.

The Desert Island Package

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"