Tropical Island Adventurer T-Shirts

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Pina Coladas

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

"Phew, that was close."

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

I love my Uke.

The Desert Island Package

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Vacation Mobile

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

Desert Island Dating.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','