Tropical Explorer T-Shirts

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Sea-mail for you, Steve.'

'Are you SURE that you can divorce your wife as simply as that?'

'I know that parrot is not included in my diet - suggest something else I can eat...'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"Let me get this straight...your airline lets you layover in Hawaii for 24 hours and they trust you to come back?"

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

land..!

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'See you in two weeks!'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I love my Uke.

Neurotics in the tropics

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "