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'Okay, you can take my daughter out. But make sure she's back here by eleven o'clock!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A politician's dream come true...

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Nor'easter Island.

A man with a rake on a desert island

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"I just feel like a cliche."

"This better work out."

Where we get coconut milk.

Someday we'll look back at this and laugh.

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Sharks Eating Desert Island Under The Water Line To Get To Castaway

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

Brazil.