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'Okay, you can take my daughter out. But make sure she's back here by eleven o'clock!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Castaway with a tennis court.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"This better work out."

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"They liked my screenplay!"

Clancy: Loud Clothes

Sharks Eating Desert Island Under The Water Line To Get To Castaway

Danger Coconuts

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"