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'What are you doing on Saturday night?'

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Phew, that was close."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Easter Candy Island.

The Desert Island Package

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

A politician's dream come true...

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Desert Island Dating.

Vacation Mobile

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Nor'easter Island.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island