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'You're all right, Friday - but that Monday guy....'

"No, I don't want to sign your petition, thank you."

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Phew, that was close."

Island of Lost Guys.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Cometh the Cow!

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Easter Candy Island.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

The Desert Island Package

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Vacation Mobile

Desert Island Dating.

A politician's dream come true...

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!