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'You're all right, Friday - but that Monday guy....'

"No, I don't want to sign your petition, thank you."

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'See you in two weeks!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

"Phew, that was close."

Island of Lost Guys.

Cometh the Cow!

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

The Desert Island Package

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Vacation Mobile

Desert Island Dating.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

A politician's dream come true...

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.