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Viagra Island

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Nor'easter Island.

"Are there sharks in the water?"

A man with a rake on a desert island

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Common Dolphin

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Reverse!!"

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

'Let me guess -- a bloody Mary, right?'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

Sun Umbrella