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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Beach Barbecue

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."