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"I'd like to welcome you all back to our annual school reunion."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Turtle Hat

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphin friendly tuna

Artifishial Intelligence

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"I think it loves us."

Farmer and FIsherman

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."