Sea Aficionado Mugs

"I'd like to welcome you all back to our annual school reunion."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Privates Beach"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I think it loves us."

Farmer and FIsherman

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"