Oceanic Aficionado Mugs

Under Noah's Ark

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Cannonball!'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Try me/try me/try me...

Artifishial Intelligence

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I think it loves us."

Farmer and FIsherman

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

How Swordfish Are Born

A crab with a utility knife claw

Segregated Beach