Ocean Life Aficionado Mugs

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

How Swordfish Are Born

Batman O' War

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Segregated Beach

'You've changed since we got married.'