Ocean Life Fanatic Mugs

'No, it's not that it's tuna, I couldn't care less about that. Just the thought of it being raw that grosses me out.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"I don't do windows."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Whale Piñata.

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Stop Human Footing

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Sea Change.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'