Ocean Life Fanatic Gifts

'No, it's not that it's tuna, I couldn't care less about that. Just the thought of it being raw that grosses me out.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I don't do windows."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Batman O' War

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Dolphin

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Stop Human Footing

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Sea Change.