Marine Life Fanatic Gifts

Dolphin

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

"The unlucky lemming"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"They're so like us."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.