Marine Life Lover Gifts

"It's all yours."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Don't make eye contact..."

'You must be the genius who decided to practice his scuba diving in the piranah tank at the aquarium.'

"I love playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with Hammerheads. They never find us here."

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"He never talks about it..."

"I asked if you had a phone to call 911, not record it."

"Is there anyone around who knows how to change the ink cartridge in this printer?"

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

Pier-pressure. The real reason whales beach themselves.

Whale smiling at camera.

Kid pointing at man in dolphin costume: 'I got lost but he led me back home!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Guys, there's safety in numbers: We all have to agree on where to go next...'

The Fish Food Chain about to be taken over by a large spillage of Oil leaking from an Ocean Oil rig.

"Hey, you dropped this."

"It's not what you think. It's our new security system."

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

Catch-and-release whaling.

Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!

Snorkeling Elephants

"I hate to burst your bubble, Fred, but we live under water."

"I think he's trying to fit in."

"I decided to drop out of school."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"The very big mermaid"

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

Don

"It's my dad's vanity board: a collection of newspaper clippings from each time one of his nips made the news..."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"The unlucky lemming"