Marine Life Lover Pillows

"It's all yours."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Don't make eye contact..."

"I love playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with Hammerheads. They never find us here."

'You must be the genius who decided to practice his scuba diving in the piranah tank at the aquarium.'

"It's not what you think. It's our new security system."

"I hate to burst your bubble, Fred, but we live under water."

"He never talks about it..."

"I asked if you had a phone to call 911, not record it."

"I think he's trying to fit in."

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

"Is there anyone around who knows how to change the ink cartridge in this printer?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Kid pointing at man in dolphin costume: 'I got lost but he led me back home!'

Whale smiling at camera.

The Fish Food Chain about to be taken over by a large spillage of Oil leaking from an Ocean Oil rig.

Pier-pressure. The real reason whales beach themselves.

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"I decided to drop out of school."

"Hey, you dropped this."

Snorkeling Elephants

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Sorry son, but I don't seem to be able to light the candles...'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Guys, there's safety in numbers: We all have to agree on where to go next...'

Caution! Wet floor! Slippery!

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Catch-and-release whaling.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Card sharks?"

"He wants to know if you can move your seat up."

When the prey becomes the predator.

Sharkman to the rescue!

"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."

"We’re a lending aquarium."