Marine Animal Lover Pillows

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

'I can't wait for the 2012 'Limpets' to begin...!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Batman O' War

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Lovers scuba diving

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Marine Pollution