Marine Animal Lover Pillows

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

'I can't wait for the 2012 'Limpets' to begin...!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dolphin

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Lovers scuba diving

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'