Marine Animal Enthusiast Pillows

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Are you here for the whale watching tour?"

Olde Mystic Taxidermy

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

Shark food pyramid.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."