Marine Animal Enthusiast Pillows

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Are you here for the whale watching tour?"

Olde Mystic Taxidermy

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

Sperm Whale.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Whale Piñata.

Shark food pyramid.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'