Marine Mammal Enthusiasts Pillows

'Let's move in for the krill.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Watching Sea Life.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

Food chain.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Marine Pollution

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Sign Him.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

One of a kind.

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

Squid and Octopus

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"What a coincidence! I too enjoy long scuttles on the beach!"

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Whale Watching ... TV.