Sea Mammal Enthusiast Pillows

"We'll pay for this tomorrow"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Sea Monster

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Change.

Stop Human Footing

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

The Seahoover

Search and Rescue

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'Who says I'm beached?'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'