Marine Animal Aficionado Pillows

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

Marine Selfie

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

Whale Piñata.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Making fun of Starfish.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Sea Monster

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'