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Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

Marine Selfie

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Batman O' War

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

Whale Piñata.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Sea Monster

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Fast Food Fly-Thru