Sea Animal Enthusiast T-Shirts

'There's someone in your teeth Harold.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Stop Human Footing

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Sea Monster

Sea Change.