Sea Animal Enthusiast Gifts

'There's someone in your teeth Harold.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Shark food pyramid.

Stop Human Footing

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

Sea Monster

Sea Change.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

Fast Food Fly-Thru