Sea Animal Lover Gifts

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Pirate

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.