Sea Life Lovers Gifts

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'It's true dear - you were adopted.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

A pod of Dolphins.

'Why Mum married me? Well, she always jokes I was the first crab off the rank...'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.