Sea Life Lovers Pillows

'It's true dear - you were adopted.'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

A pod of Dolphins.

'Why Mum married me? Well, she always jokes I was the first crab off the rank...'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Leak in the fish tank.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Pirate

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.