Sea Life Devotee Gifts

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"The unlucky lemming"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I don't do windows."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Batman O' War

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dolphin

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'