Sea Life Supporter Gifts

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

The humpbacked whale.

"I don't do windows."

"You call it 'Rising Sea Levels'. . . we see it as the opening up a whole bunch of new dining opportunities."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"The unlucky lemming"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"