Sea Creature Supporter Gifts

Man - 'You gotta help me I gotta sick squid.' Vet - 'Well I don't usually work for less than ten.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Neptune

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Leak in the fish tank.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Shark infested custard!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Vitruvian Manatee

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Things we need to acknowledge

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"