Sea Creature Supporter Gifts

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Man - 'You gotta help me I gotta sick squid.' Vet - 'Well I don't usually work for less than ten.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Lazy Octopus

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Neptune

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Shark infested custard!

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

Search and Rescue

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Vitruvian Manatee

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

Things we need to acknowledge

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"