Sea Creature Sympathizer Gifts

"I look forward to getting older, but having to convert to solar is just so embarrassing."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"These wedding invitations are getting ridiculous..."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Shark infested custard!

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Search and Rescue

Vitruvian Manatee

"The government doesn't understand me."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

Discovery.

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

baleen whale