Whimsical Sea Creature Lover Gifts

Vitruvian Manatee

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Shark infested custard!

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Did you find our menorah?

Sea Monster

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

A Kangermoo

Search and Rescue

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

When Pugs dream.

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

Discovery.

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

Self-walking dog