Sea Creature Lover Gifts

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"Are we sharing?"

"She's very affectionate!"

"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

Gregory became an unpopular character after testing his theory that 'all fish could fly'.

WARNING! Armed Response.

Pygmy giant squid

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

Giant Squid attack

"Nobody's making you do anything, Jeremy. But we're evolving as a family, and you're part of the family. So come on, buddy, what do you say?"

"I told you you were following the wrong current, but no, you didn't listen!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Neptune

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Shark infested custard!

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Pirate

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...