Sea Creature Lover Pillows

"Why do I always have to play the pirates?"

"Are we sharing?"

"She's very affectionate!"

"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

Gregory became an unpopular character after testing his theory that 'all fish could fly'.

WARNING! Armed Response.

Pygmy giant squid

Man grabbed by sea creature from the television.

Giant Squid attack

"I told you you were following the wrong current, but no, you didn't listen!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Neptune

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Shark infested custard!

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'