Sea Monster Lover Gifts

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Leak in the fish tank.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Pirate

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.