Sea Monster Lover T-Shirts

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Leak in the fish tank.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'