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"A textbook landing..."

"You've still got thong in your teeth."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Here be dragons.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Shark infested custard!

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

How Swordfish Are Born

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."