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'Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you were somebody else.'

Here be dragons.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Leak in the fish tank.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Shark infested custard!

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Watching Sea Life.

Sea Monster

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'