Sea Monster Admirers Gifts

'Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you were somebody else.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Here be dragons.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"He was a sea rescue."

"They're so like us."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Leak in the fish tank.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Sea Monster

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Search and Rescue

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."