Monster Admirers Gifts

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Vampire kid with a ghost instead of a balloon.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Here be dragons.

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Myths and legends...

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

King Kongs first christmas

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Horror Stories.

Giant Monster in Bath

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'