Giant Monster Admirer Gifts

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Here be dragons.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Bigfoot"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Mammoth Posing

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

We are going to need a bigger cow!

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

You have to hunt a different one

Philip of Mastodon

"Surf's up."

"A textbook landing..."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

Giant Ice Skates

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

"I just always show up to everything!"

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Monster Roller Coaster

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I just love this new ring tone.'