Giant Monster Admirer Pillows

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Here be dragons.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

King Kongs first christmas

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Mammoth Posing

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

Giant Ice Skates

"Surf's up."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Philip of Mastodon

We are going to need a bigger cow!

"A textbook landing..."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

Turn that noise down !