Giant Animal Admirer Pillows

'Whatever it is, we're as long as three of 'em.'

"I'm Mary, and this is my lamb. As you can see, him being little is historically incorrect."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'