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It's ok. She's belled.

'Whatever it is, we're as long as three of 'em.'

"I'm Mary, and this is my lamb. As you can see, him being little is historically incorrect."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Giraffe Umbrella

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Spring Training

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Bears

Dog Park / Cat Park

"He's gone goth"

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'