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'WHOAH! look what that giant ape left on the Empire State Building! Man, our job is safe for months!'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

King Kongs first christmas

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

Giant Ice Skates

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

Le Roi Kong

The Origin of Species

Gorillas in the jungle.

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'