Giant Ape Admirer Gifts

'WHOAH! look what that giant ape left on the Empire State Building! Man, our job is safe for months!'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Bigfoot"

King Kongs first christmas

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

King Kong

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

Giant Ice Skates

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

'Okay, I give up. What's big and black and hairy all over?'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

Le Roi Kong

Gorillas in the jungle.

'Hello, security? I'd like to report a giant hairy belly button outside my window.'

The Origin of Species

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Not bad for a computer, but the chimpanzee's work had more feeling.'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway